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Have you ever noticed when your on a mobile device and toggle between this site with programs such as messenger apps or texting apps that this site automatically signs you off? I am guessing that this is a security prompt that was set up by the developers of this site, which is a good thing, but it really gets on your nerves when your trying to multitask, lol :)
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Confucius say.. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Husband says to wife.. "what would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife replies " Take half and leave your sorry ass"
Husband replies " Good, I won $12 here is $6 now get out!!"
Ive been told Im going to hell for my excessive use of the word FUCK
I have rented a bus if any of you fuckers need a ride ( PS, Im drivin)
A slightly drunk woman is watching tv and yells " Don't go there! Don't go to the church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks "What are you watching"
"Our wedding video"
Conversation with my period.
PERIOD: you made plans tonight? BAM Im two weeks early
PERIOD: brand new sexy underwear? BAM not anymore bitch!
PERIOD: lol what diet you're going to eat everything on that shelf and you know you will!
PERIOD: you face looks pretty good tonight so BAM pimple BAM pimple BAM pimple
PERIOD: school? bitch mode activated
PERIOD: JUMP UTERUS JUMP SHE NEEDS TO BE CRIPPLED OVER IN PAIN!!
PERIOD: I know I left two days ago but guess WHO'S BACK?? MUAHAHAHAHA
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club the doorman says " Hi Jim, How are you?" The wife asks " How does he know you?"
Jim says " Oh dear I play football with him'
Inside the bartender says "the usual Jim?"
Jim says to Wife "before you say anything Hes on the darts team"
Next a stripper says "Hi Jim do you crave the special again?"
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps into a taxt
The taxi driver says "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugle one this time"
Jims funeral is on Sunday
The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96 due to the economy , the cost of eating out has gone up.
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk " Im sory but we cant sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many senior citizins are buying cat food to eat. Managemet wants proof that you are buying this for your cat" So the old lady went home and brought back her cat and was sold the cat food.
The next day she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she had to have proof she had a dog . So she went home and brought back her dog and was sold the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said "No you might have a snake in there" the old lady assured her there was nothing in the box that would harm her so the cashier put her finger in the hole in the box and quickly pulled it out and exclaimed "That smells like crap" The old lady replied " it is, I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper"
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As I write this, my life seems to be falling together and falling apart in equal measure. After around four months of hobbling about on a fractured heel, I am now ready to re-enter the hall of pain (the gym).
The quality of my rosytales blogspot is being enhanced, as our very own Viola has kindly allowed me to post some of her stories on there. And now that I again have a working PC, I can return to writing some stuff myself.
I was talking to a friend recently about online relationships, and I sent her this little section in an email.
“As for cyberlife, I have talked to many people over the years, meeting some, skype and talking with others. I feel I have been lucky, I have had no bad experiences, met no evil people, though two did try to save my soul. A very lost cause if ever there was one!
Many, have flattered me and made me feel good about myself, some have remained great friends, in one case an exceptional friend, others have been more transient. But, I wouldn't change or alter my interactions, even with the benefit of hindsight. “
That statement still holds true, however, sometimes a relationship can end so abruptly without any warning, that you worry about the other person's health. Another friend of mine says that I over-think things and worry too much about people. To a certain extent, she is right, but I only ever worry about people who are important to me.
So, if that person I am referring to should happen to read this, just a quick email to say you are OK would put my wandering mind to rest.
I wish everyone in Spankville a good autumn!
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I have come to the conclusion that this Daddy/ Baby girl thing is not for me. I had one who lost interest, one who was too strict and my latest just disappeared into air. We were together 2 months and it was wonderful, Daddy was very attentive and gave me doable rules and we communicated wonderfully. Then our time got all messed up. Him with family and pets and me with a new night job.
Our chatting and skyping and phone calls just got less and less and one day he just stopped talking. He gave no indication that anything was wrong. its like he just fell off the edge of the world.
He never replied to my texts. I know he didn't die because he is still on this site as of 3 hours ago.
Daddy , I hope you read this and know how much you broke my heart and i never ever thought you would ever just leave without an explanation. All you needed to do was tell me why and i would have to live with it but since you did what you did I feel I have the right to come on here where i know you will see this.
You made me afraid to ever open up to another daddy ever again.
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Views: 156 · Added: 1 days ago
I just thought I would drop a quick note to let everyone know that we are still here and doing well. Life has just gotten so busy lately that we have not had much time for setting up cameras and such.
I can guarantee you that the spankings are still happening, although a little less frequent as we deal with vanila life stuff.
A couple of nights ago Daila got pissed with me before bed, and because we now have her 18 year old daughter living with us we have had to watch how loud we get as well...so Daila pulls out a simple plastic fly swatter and tells me to get across the bed. I made the mistake of laughing at her with her little plastic doo daad. Let me tell you something. The way she swong that thing to my backside with a ilttle wrist flip on the end...it felt like a whip. I even begged her to check to see if it was cutting into me. It did, in fact, leave my ass very red and stinging by the time she got done with me...and it barely made a sound.
Daila sure is creative and skilled. Not someone to fuck with thats for sure.
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So when you pass on who will hide your secretes?
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For my punishment, not only did I have to post about it on here, but I had many rounds of spankings with a paddle. First and second round were 80 on each cheek. The third was 20 on each sit spot and 15 on each thigh. It was originally 15 and 10, but my mouth got me in trouble. For the last round, I had to video tape me doing 60 on each cheek. After this punishment, I will NEVER speed again. I am lucky that I did not hurt myself or anyone else. I am upset with myself for thinking it was okay. Now not only is my bottom sore and red, but I have to sit in a hard chair and type this out...
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ok so at work today I was trying to help another associate get a can of oranges down off the shelf above my head...the cans are HUGE and I was stretchin as far up as I could on my tippy toes usin the tip of the knife to inch the can closer to the edge so I could catch it when it falls ( I do this all the time)...however I didn't know there was ANOTHER can on top of the one I was workin with n yep u guessed it...the can on top came crashing down right on top of my head... OUCHIE !... I stumbled backwards but didn't fall but immediately felt the blood. I grabbed a cloth n headed to the ladies room ... I locked myself in the stall so no customers would come In and see me and I tried stopping the blood... the girl I had helped came in a few mins later to check on me but I told her I was ok... I waited a bit longer, putting pressure on the cut.. my head was already throbbing and the cut itself stung like crazy.. I came out the stall n checked in the mirror, I wasn't able to see anything but I cleaned up the blood as best I could.. another woman I work with also came in to check on me.. I HATE that kind of attention.. I find it very embarrassin so I assured her I was fine n scooted out past her n back to work.. I passed one of my managers and he asked if I was ok n I assured him I was... I got thru the work day takin Aleve twice..my head hurt but my eyes hurt more if that makes sense n occasionally id see white dots ..twice throughout the day I had to leave my station because the blood trickled down my face or my ear.....I came home n again couldn't see anything in the mirror because of where it is... my daughter stopped by n I had her help me check it out n she said I got it good.. I have a half circle on my head from the can edge... yes I think I was blonde in another lifetime lol....
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I am about to get a spanking for being so careless as to speeding, and getting pulled over. I know it was the wrong thing to do and am very sorry. Although I do not want it, I know it is much deserved so I can learn a lesson.
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There are pornographic spanking videos where the woman is paid for enduring pain and then those in which we are invited to watch a sexual act. An example of the first might be College Girls Caned, tho they are in the majority. The other kind is typified by Strapping.
I dislike the first but love the second yet have a number of the first kind among my favorites. Why is this?
I think its because they are so realistically acted that they are genuinely arousing. The sexual element is supplied by the observer.
Watching Spanking Tube is itself a sexual act of course by as foreplay some videos work, for me, better than others.
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The meanest of his straps had been selected.
No miracle of mercy was expected.
The limits of severity were tested.
The worst he'd ever given me was bested.
My promise to behave was not believed.
His name is the Deceiver, not Deceived.
Views: 163 · Added: 2 days ago
Washington and Oregon's state motto.
Anyway I'm back from my trip and will be adding some new content. Seattle was brutal going down and coming back and added an hour onto my travel time.
Happy travels folks.
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This question is of particular interest to me right now: What of words?
Currently, I find myself in a situation that offers very little option: being home-bound and unable to physically meet with anyone, but long overdue and dearly lacking a serious push from a Disciplinarian.
There's no question that spanking is a physical thing. For some, it is only physical. For others, it is a part of something more encompassing. I don't believe there is a right or wrong to this, just varying levels of interaction that mean different things to different people.
But what does one do when no spanking can be done -- even when "needed"? When there is no real hope for a spanking any time soon, or any physical encounter, no ability to even self-spank to enact a demand from an authority long-distance... what if one's limitations prevent the meeting of the need?
This is when the mind turns to other parts of the entire encounter.
When I was young - yes, I was once young! - and first started looking for spankings, I had an online friend warn me that if I had no connection with the individual, the spanking would not reach me as deeply as it would with someone I had. I laughed this off at first, but found in later years there was often some truth to it. It logically follows that, at least for me, the best spanking encounters are more than just the physical act of spanking.
So, when the physical act of spanking is for some reason impossible, could the "more" be used anyway?
This led me to the words. Would it be possible to engage in a discipline relationship when nothing but words could be exchanged? Certainly it would be far less than a physical encounter, less fulfilling and less potent due to its restrictions. But is it not better than... nothing?
(Though I do wonder, what could a disciplinarian possibly get out of this type of interaction?)
This is when my mind followed the path to a curiosity, and I thought I'd pose another question to you, my fellow ST members: what are words to you? The right phrase, given just so. The response, the rebuke, the warning, the comfort, the admonishment, the encouragement, the demand... what part do these take in a fulfilling spanking encounter for you?
Do you have a preferred, a "favorite", or perhaps most powerful, set of words to use or hear? The words that shoot like lightening bolts down through your core...
Or do you prefer silence? To let the actions and the feelings overwhelm without the distraction of hearing, without being pulled away from the physical in order to stop and come up with the "right" or expected responses, to know what to say at any given moment.
I know it surely depends, and surely varies by encounter! But still...
So, I ask. What words get to you, if any? What phrases, what pleas, what commands, what questions or terms... what words strike you, reach you, move you during a spanking encounter, or leading up to it? Or do you prefer silence to speak the loudest?
Here, I'll start by throwing out some of the common phrases I've heard most in the latest videos I've watched. Just to get us going. Do any of them strike you? What does?
"Don't make me say it twice."
"You will be sorry!"
"We have only begun."
"Do as you are told."
Or from the other side of the handle:
"I'll be good!"
"You can't make me."
"Please no more!"
"I'm so sorry!"
So. What about you?
Living vicariously through these words,
P.S. A quick reminder that my schedule limits my time online. I may not respond as quickly as I'd like but I am NOT ignoring you! I certainly appreciate every thought, every word... :)
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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
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Looking to meet up with some people interested in the dd life style email me let's link up and do something today email me firstname.lastname@example.org
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I am looking to meet new people in the spanking community that live in my area. I have met a couple of people, but I am sure there are more. Is anyone on ST in the Atlanta area? I would love to chat :)
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Its a mosquito in here I cant see him but he pukin me up!!! he bit me on my right hip, my ass, and my arm!!!! wtf I hate those blood suckers!!!
I have to catch this sob!
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Softly her body sways to the beat.
This way and that, no avoiding the heat.
Movements restricted by the hand on her back.
Whilst the other hand continues a relentless attack.
Cheeks dance and flatten under palm.
She makes a futile attempt to remain calm.
Her bottom perched atop the back of the chair.
Feet kicking up higher and higher into the air.
Panties pulled down, she fights the urge to run.
Her tummy flip flops as she hears his belt being undone.
Leather cracks followed by a band of pink heat.
Arching her back, she awaits another fiery treat.
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Logo que comecei a ir na escola as minhas irmãs começaram a trabalhar.
Com meus pais e minhas irmãs trabalhando fora o dia todo minha mãe precisou contratar alguém para cuidar de mim.
A mulher que minha mãe contratou para ser minha babá era uma amiga dela que devia ter uns 50 anos de idade mais ou menos naquela época.
Bem, ela não era uma mulher muito bonita mas eu sentia vontade de apanhar dela assim mesmo, ela estava sempre de chinelos e eu sempre imaginava ela me dando boas chineladas.
Os chinelo que ela usava eram muito bonitos, tinham a sola de borracha preta bem grossa e as tiras eram vermelhas e feitas com um material que parecia pano ou nylon.
Eu fazia coisas erradas o tempo todo esperando que ela perdesse a paciência e me desse logo uma boa surra com aquele chinelo.
Mas ela tinha muita paciência, nunca me bateu, o máximo que ela fazia quando eu extrapolava era dizer que ia contar para os meus pais que me comportei mau.
Sempre que ela dizia isso eu imediatamente parava com as travessuras e começava a me comportar bem pois eu tinha medo de apanhar dos meus pais.
Mas praticamente todos os dias ela tinha que dizer isso pois eu vivia aprontando, apesar dela nunca ter me batido eu acho que vontade não faltou.
Ela tinha uma filha que devia ter uns 20 anos na época, ela era uma moça muito bonita e estava sempre usando chinelos parecidos com os que a mãe dela usava só que os que ela usava tinhas as tiras amarelas.
Esta filha dela trabalhava o dia todo e as vezes ela passava em casa depois do trabalho para conversar com a mãe dela.
Eu sentia muita vontade de apanhar da filha dela também mas como eu ficava muito tímido quando eu a via o meu comportamento mudava radicalmente na presença dela, eu passava a me comportar muito bem e ficava com vergonha até de falar.
Todas as noites depois que elas iam embora eu ficava deitado na cama naquela minha posição de costume imaginando ela ou a filha dela batendo pra valer na minha bunda nua.
Se minha babá nunca me bateu na vida real pelo menos isso aconteceu em um sonho e eu adorei.
Foi assim, ela me levou no banheiro para me dar banho e então eu comecei a jogar água nela com a mangueira, então ela se irritou e tirou o chinelo do pé e começou a me bater.
Foi bem real aquele sonho, dava para sentir aquele chinelo estalar gostoso, fazendo a minha bunda nua chacoalhar como se fosse uma gelatina.
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Bem, como eu já tinha dito antes, eu comecei a gostar de apanhar quando eu tinha 5 ou 6 anos de idade mas nunca apanhei de quem eu queria e nem do jeito que eu queria.
Mas pelo menos nos sonhos isso aconteceu algumas vezes.
Uma vez sonhei que apanhei de uma amiga da minha irmã.
Foi assim, eu estava totalmente nu no meu quarto e esta amiga dela estava parada bem na porta do quarto usando chinelos Havaianas Tradicionais azuis.
Fiquei olhando para os pés dela e então ela me olhou com uma cara bem séria e perguntou: "Quer apanhar?"
Eu queria dizer "sim" mas disse "não" pois estava com vergonha.
Então ela disse: "É bom apanhar!!"
Aí ela tirou o chinelo do pé, veio até minha direção, me colocou deitado na cama com o traseiro para cima e começou a bater pra valer na minha bunda nua.
Foi bem real aquele sonho, dava para sentir as chineladas estalando gostoso na bunda, foi uma pena eu ter acordado antes dela acabar de me bater, acordei com meu pênis ereto.
Teve outra vez que sonhei que apanhei da minha irmã do meio.
Eu não gostava de apanhar dela mas até que aquele sonho não foi tão ruim.
Foi assim, ela estava usando Havaianas Tradicionais pretas, eu não me lembro o motivo mas ela me pegou pela mão e disse: "Vou esquentar a sua bunda!!"
Então ela me levou para o quarto, se sentou na cama, me colocou deitado no colo dela, abaixou as minhas calças e tirou o chinelo do pé.
Aí eu comecei a levar muitas chineladas.
Mais uma vez eu acordei antes de acabar de apanhar e como sempre com o pênis ereto.
E teve uma outra vez que sonhei que apanhei da mãe de uma amiga minha.
Foi assim, estavamos brincando na sala da casa dela e não sei por que razão eu estava totalmente nu pois ela estava usando um vestido.
Só sei que nesta brincadeira ela pegou um pincel e começou a rabiscar a parede toda com tinta e de repente chega a mãe dela na sala e vê a arte que ela fez na parede.
O legal deste sonho é que a mãe dela já chegou na sala com uma cinta super grossa na mão e dizendo para ela: "Muito bem! Agora você vai apanhar!!"
Mas para se livrar da surra ela disse para a mãe: "Não fui eu mãe, foi ele!"
Ela tinha dito isso apontando para mim e a mãe dela acabou acreditando.
Nunca pensei que iria levar tanta cintada na bunda em um sonho.
Até que foi gostoso, apesar de não ser justo apanhar sem merecer.